搞笑英语小故事演讲用长点

[演讲用的励志哲理小故事]1·一位哲学家搭乘一个渔夫的小船过河。行船之际，这位哲学家向渔夫问道：“你懂数学吗？”渔夫回答：“不懂。”哲学家又问：“你懂得物理吗？”渔夫回答：“不懂。”哲学家再问：“你懂化...+阅读

搞笑英语小故事演讲用长点

这个我在英语课上也讲过，哈哈哈哈

The Doctor Knows Better 医生懂得多

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: ＂I think that he is very ill.＂

＂I am afraid that he is dead.＂ said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: ＂I＂m not dead. I＂m still alive.＂

＂Be quiet, ＂ said the wife. ＂the doctor knows better than you!＂

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

英语演讲趣味故事三四分钟初二的！急需！

I'll See to the Rest

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

＂Come on, miss!＂ he shouted. ＂Shut the door, please!＂

＂Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye,＂ she called back.

＂You just shut that door, please,＂ called the guard, ＂and I'll see to the rest.＂I'll See to the Rest

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

＂Come on, miss!＂ he shouted. ＂Shut the door, please!＂

＂Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye,＂ she called back.

＂You just shut that door, please,＂ called the guard, ＂and I'll see to the rest.＂

I'll See to the Rest

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

＂Come on, miss!＂ he shouted. ＂Shut the door, please!＂

＂Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye,＂ she called back.

＂You just shut that door, please,＂ called the guard, ＂and I'll see to the rest.＂

英语幽默故事急！

101.A Gentle Reminder Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, ＂Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?＂ Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, ＂So, you want to switch seats 译文：101.A温柔提醒已经结婚了很长一段时间，我丈夫有时需要有一个温和的提醒一个特殊的场合。上午我们35周年，我们坐在早餐桌上当我暗示， “亲爱的，你是否意识到，我们一直坐在这些相同的两个席位整整35年？ ” 放下报纸，他看着我直说， “因此，要切换席位 102. I Understand Him While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . ＂Mump umn Kmpfhm,＂ was all I heard. ＂Drew,＂ I scolded, ＂no one can understand a word you're saying. ＂He says he wants some ketchup,＂ my husband said calmly A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, ＂How in the world did you understand him?＂＂I'm a dentist,＂ my husband explained. 102 。

我理解他虽然吃的一家餐馆，我训斥我4岁的儿子讲他的嘴里。 “ Mump乌曼Kmpfhm ， ”是我听到的所有。 “德鲁说： ”我骂， “没有人能理解一个词你是怎么说的。 “他说，他希望一些番茄酱， ”我的丈夫说：冷静一名妇女坐在附近俯身问道： “如何在世界上没有你了解他吗？ ” “我是牙科医生， ”我的丈夫解释。 106. Im the Only Driver A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. ＂Stop, stop, ＂ a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, ＂you can't catch it ! ＂＂I must,＂ the young fellow said, out of breath, ＂because I'm only driver of the bus. 。林唯一的司机短期年轻男子被误点的巴士是满乘客。但是，巴士仍跑在一个伟大的速度。 “停止，停止， ”一名乘客望着窗外，并大声的年轻男子， “你不能赶上了！ ” “我必须”的小伙子说，上气不接下气， “因为我只是驱动的公共汽车。