英语幽默故事演讲稿

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英语幽默故事演讲稿

Mr. Hi-Tech

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers...like a telephone... on his hand, then talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, ＂You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.＂

The bartender says, ＂Yeah? Prove it.＂

The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender.

The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

＂That's incredible＂, says the bartender, ＂I would never have believed it!＂

＂Yeah,＂ said the guy, ＂I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?＂ The bartender directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. There is the guy spread-eagled against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

＂Oh my god!＂ said the bartender. ＂Did they rob you? Are you hurt?＂

The guy turns to him and says: ＂No, I'm fine...I'm just waiting for a fax.＂

急！搞笑英语小故事的演讲稿大概四五分钟最好是原文加翻译

话说LZ连演讲的主题都没说，怎么配合主题选故事啊 Three Little Pigs 三只小猪Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。to do the housework.Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得your own houses. 为自己盖间房。Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。Wolf: I'm hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。

Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers？猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？Ding-Ding: I'm building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。Dong-Dong: I'm building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。Sister pig: But leaves aren't strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不And sticks aren't strong. 牢固。Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it's easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。What are you doing, sister？你在干什么？Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。Brother pigs: Bricks! That's very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。……Brother pigs: Oh, we're finished. Let's have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打a nap. 个盹吧。Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房is strong. 很坚固。

Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼：小猪，小猪，快开门！Doors!Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶aren't strong. 都不牢固。Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。to Long-Long's house.Brother pigs: Help! Help！猪哥哥：救命！救命！Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼：站住，你这两只小猪。Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了，is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。Long-Long: Come in, please. Don't worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的My house is strong. 房子很坚固。Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。

小猪，快把门打the door！开。Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。你这只恶狼。Wolf: I'll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。is very strong.Wolf: I'll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！Long-Long: Let's boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。Wolf: Oh, oh! It's hot. It's hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。wolf is deadStoryteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。

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