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[用英语写一封感谢信]Thank You for the Raise / Salary IncreaseHi [Boss' Name],Just wanted to thank you for the pay increase. I enjoy working at [Company Name] and truly appreciate y...+阅读

Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving。 Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andliftingitsothatthepigcouldeatapplesfromanappletree。Thecitymansaidtothefarmer,"Iseethatyourpiglikesapples,butisn"tthatquiteawasteoftime?"Thefarmerreplied,"What"stimetoapig?"一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。 这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"。

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