急需关于圣诞节的英文搞笑小品！！

[关于圣诞节搞笑的祝福语]圣诞节祝福语，如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物，那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞！快补补吧！！去年圣诞，你在我袜子里放了枚钻戒，于是我给你洗了一年臭袜子；上天再给我次机会我会说，还为...+阅读

圣诞节------（上帝要求）我们过的一种节日，是用来庆祝大量砍树和花钱的。圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？回答：当然是圣诞老人！为什莫？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？回答：用钢笔。

圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么？回答：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去，自己却还留着？回答：感冒 Christmas day ------ (God requests) we for one kind of holiday, isuses for to celebrate massively chops the tree and spends. Christmas day eve, Santa Claus and an incorruptible political figure,as well as a good-hearted attorney in a high-quality hotel same levelelevator. Before the gate has not opened, three people simultaneously saw onhas 新台币 1,000 Yuan bills, guessed who can pick it? Replied: Certainly is Santa Claus! For is assorted not? Because everybody knew other two certainly doesnot exist. If Santa Claus's caribou has eaten your pencil, how you should manage? Replied: With fountain pen. What does Santa Claus like in the character garden making? Replied: Hoe place. (In English hoe and the ho unison, hoe is meaningof the hoe grass, ho is Santa Claus's laughter. What thing Santa Claus may distribute, own actually also areremaining? Replied: Cold