谁有有趣的英文故事谚语或笑话

[关于勤学的谚语]学习谚语书山有路勤为径，学海无涯苦作舟业精于勤疏于嬉，行成于思毁于随有关学习的谚语 1.知识是智慧的火炬。 2.读一书，增一智。 3.不吃饭则饥，不读书则愚。 4. 不向前走，不知...+阅读

Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. ＂It's all right,＂ said a gentleman, ＂don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?＂＂Ah, yes,＂ answered the little boy. ＂I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too？＂狗也知道这个谚语吗？一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。

’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？” Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,＂no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .＂＂Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .＂the mouse said .＂I will tell a flea what I know.＂为我所用一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。

”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?” “I'm a policeman. “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.” 译文：（自己简单翻译）你知道我是干什么的吗？一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面，看着大火。 “在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的？” “我是警察。

” “噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”