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[Scene 1] Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Boys a: not to breathe. Teacher: Do not smoke? Ah, eat the root fries bar. a very natural way out sandwiched two fingers to take over the ... ... Teacher: Do not smoke? ! Called the parents to ... ... [Scene 2] Teacher: smoke? Boys and b: do not smoke. Teacher: Do not smoke? Ah, eat the root fries bar. b due to hear a case, so be very careful to use the palm to take over the French fries. Teacher: Do not dipped in ketchup? b accidentally dip more, then immediately bounced shells with your fingers ... ... Teacher: The posture is very skilled bomb Well soot. Called the parents to ... ... [Scene 3] Teacher: smoke? Boys c: do not smoke. Teacher: Do not smoke, good, eat the root fries bar. c due to the previous two examples very carefully sweating finished French fries. Teacher: do not give students with roots go back? c took over after the dig on potato chips caught in the ear ... ... Teacher: Do not smoke? ? ? Called the parents to ... ... [Scene 4] Teacher: smoke? Boys d: do not smoke. Teacher: Very good, eat the root fries bar. d frightened to eat the fries. Teacher: do not give students with roots go back? d then carefully coat the fries into the bag. The teacher suddenly shouted: Headmaster come! d rushed out of his pocket fries thrown on the ground, their feet energetically to step on ... ... Teacher: Do not smoke? ! Called the parents to ... ... Hope localized color（希望本土化色彩）

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