求助有关两位名人之间的经典对话可以是搞笑类的

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1罗密欧与朱丽叶：罗密欧抓过朱丽叶的手臂 Romeo: If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine the gentle sin is this. 如果我的手冒犯了你，我的嘴就像羞怯的信徒。 Juliet: Ahem! Romeo: My lips two blushing pilgrims ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. 准备轻轻一吻补偿鲁莽，信徒不必太责怪手的诚意。 Juliet: Good pilgrim you do wrong your hand too much which mannerly devotion shows in this for saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss 圣人和信徒手拉手不稀奇，手对手就如嘴对嘴。

Romeo: Have not saints lips and holy palmers, too？圣人和信徒没有嘴唇吗？ Juliet: Ay,pilgrim lips that they must use in prayer. 嘴唇用来祈祷。 Romeo: O,then,dear saint,let lips do what hands do they pray,grant thou,lest faith turn to despair. 那么手做得嘴也能做，求求你答应吧，否则希望变成失望。 Juliet: Saints do not move, though grant for prayer's sake. 圣人不会点头，虽然有求必应 Romeo: Then move not while ny prayer's effect i take. 那么别动，我要求的我亲自求领。

罗密欧与朱丽叶进了电梯，罗求得一吻 Romeo: Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purged. 你的唇把我嘴上的最洗净了。 Juliet: Then have my lips the sin that they have took. 那我的唇染暸你的罪？ Romeo: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged. Give me my sin again. 我的罪，妙的很，那把我的罪还我。罗密欧趁机又吻了一下 Juliet: You kiss by the book. 你的吻真在行。 2罗密欧与朱丽叶 Romeo: It is my lady. It is my love. O that she knew she were. 是我的对象，是我的意中人。

但愿她也知道。 Juliet: Ay me！朱丽叶出现，罗密欧躲在墙后听她说话 Romeo: She speaks.Speak again.bright angel. 她说话了。说下去，天使。 Juliet: Romeo,O,Romeo. wherefore art thou Rome? Deny thy father and refuse thy name. Or,if thou wilt not.be but sworn my love, and i'll no longer be a Capulet. 罗密欧，呕，罗密欧。为什么你是罗密欧？违背你父母，放弃你姓氏。或者谈爱我，我不再做卡家人 Romeo: Shall I hear more,or shall I speak this 我继续听，或者我该说些什么。

Juliet: Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself,though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is not hand nor foot nor arm nor face...nor any other part belonging to a man. O, be some other name.What's in a name? That which we call a rose by ant other word would smell as sweet. So Romeo would were he not Romeo called retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title. Romeo, doth thy name and for thy name which is no part of thee take all myself. 与我有仇的只是你的姓氏。

你不姓蒙依然是你。姓氏算什么，不是手，不是脚，不是胳膊，不是脸，不是其他任何部分。换姓氏吧，姓名算什么。玫瑰换个名字依然很香。罗密欧如果不叫罗密欧还是一样亲切完美。罗密欧，放弃你的姓氏，它与你无关，我愿以身做抵偿。 3.傲慢与偏见 Mr Darcy: Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings only to see you. I have fought against judgement, my family's expectation,the inferiority of your birth, my rank. I will put them aside and ask you to end my agony. Miss Elizabeth: I don't understand. Mr Darcy: I love you.Most ardently. Please do me the honour of accepting my hand. Miss Elizabeth: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. It was unconsciously done. Mr Darcy: Is this your reply? Miss Elizabeth: Yes, sir. Mr Darcy: Are you laughing at me? Miss Elizabeth: No. Mr Darcy: Are you rejecting me? Miss Elizabeth: I'm sure the feelings which hindered your regard will help you overcome it. Mr Darcy: Might I ask why with so little civility I am thus repulsed? Miss Elizabeth: I might enquire why you told me you liked me against your better judgement? If I was uncivil, then that is some excuse. But you know I have other reasons. Mr Darcy: What reasons? Miss Elizabeth: Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the man who has ruined the happiness of a most beloved sister? Do you deny that you separated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to censure for caprice and my sister to derision for disappointed hopes, involving them both in acute misery? Mr Darcy: I do not deny it. Miss Elizabeth: How could you do it? Mr Darcy: I believed your sister indifferent to him. I realised his attachment was deeper than hers. Miss Elizabeth: She's shy! Mr Darcy: Bingley was persuaded she didn't feel strongly. Miss Elizabeth: You suggested it. Mr Darcy: For his own good. Miss Elizabeth: My sister hardly shows her true feelings to me. I suppose his fortune had some bearing? Mr Darcy: I wouldn't do your sister the dishonour. It...