一篇讽刺人的英语作文！急

[讽刺人的语句]讽刺人的语句 1、毕竟这也不是一个人贱人爱的社会，你还是收敛一点的好。 2、还请你自重一点得好。 3、你以为大家都相信你？不过是表面上应付一下，我们都明了你的假仁假意、沐...+阅读

一篇讽刺人的英语作文！急

You are not fully human evolution, the gene mutation of the alien. Cast aside the term you are from. You are God missed the fall of the old washing machine. If power can be ugly, your presence so that the world can stop a nuclear power plant. Your face can instantly solve the population problem in China...

求一篇带有讽刺意义的英语作文。。。。300字左右。。

We have no waiter here When Mr Jones went to a restaurant one day, he left his coat near the door. There was nothing in the pockets of the coat when he left it, so he was very surprised when he took his coat after his meal and found the pockets full of jewellery! There was a waiter near the door, so Mr Jones said to him, 'somebody has made a mistake. He has put some jewellery in my coat. Take it, and when he comes back, give it to him.' The waiter took it and went away. Suddenly another man came in with a coat just like Mr Jones's. 'I am sorry,' said this man. 'I made a mistake. I took your coat and you have got mine. Please give me my coat and jewellery.' Mr Jones answered, 'I gave the jewellery to the waiter. He will give it to you.' Mr Jones called the manager of the restaurant; but the manager said, 'We have no waiters here. We only have waitresses.' 'You gave the jewellery to a thief!' shouted the other man. 'I shall call the police!' Mr Jones was frightened and paid the man a lot of money for the jewellery —— wennkings

求以 An unforgettable thing that Happen in my childhood为题的英语作

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望采纳~

谢谢~

中文

人人都有一件难忘的事，当然，我也不例外。

我在读五年级的时，候哥哥给了我一只狗那只狗很可爱我每天放学回家，和那只狗一起玩玩的每天忘了写作业，去学校e79fa5e98193e59b9ee7ad9431333332633664老师骂我也打我，日子一天一天的过去老师么一天打我，就那样。

一天我扔掉了那只狗，扔掉那只狗以后我每天把作业做完，老师也喜欢我了。

这就是我难忘的一件事。

英文：

Everyone has a memorable things, of course, I am no exception.

I read in the fifth grade when, when my brother gave me a dog, the dog is very cuteand I came home from school every day, play together and the dog day forget homework, go to school the teacher scolded me to hit me, day of the past teachers what day hit me, just like that.

One day I threw away the dog, throw away the dog day after I finish my homework, the teacher also like me.

One thing I remember this.

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希望能帮到你，谢谢~