英语短片小笑话

[经典英语小笑话]the lowest grade"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed...+阅读

Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ＂What happened?＂＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan. ＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother. ＂I'd know him any where,＂ said Ivan. ＂I have his ear in my pocket.＂他的耳朵在我衣兜里伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: ＂You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?＂＂In the rat-trap, sir,＂ replied the boy. 好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”

初一英语短片小笑话

The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: ＂I think that he is very ill.＂＂I am afraid that he is dead.＂said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: ＂I'm not dead. I'm still alive.＂＂Be quiet, ＂said the wife. ＂the doctor knows better than you!＂