几篇英文小故事

[谁能提供几篇适合初中生看的英语幽默小故事]展开全部He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We play...+阅读

这里有几个英语笑话，希望你喜欢： 1. Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. 妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架？妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。 2. Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？杰克：当然应该了。汤姆：为什么？杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。 3. Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了 4. One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.' My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here？' 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。

当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”

英语小故事一篇

Dear teacher and student: It is my honnor to say something at this class.In fact,I really like the English class.Because in the English class we can learn more English word and anything about English.Even though the English is more difficult than another subject,but if we learn English very well we can talk foreigner about China where it famous is. In the word,a lot of people do not like English,but I do not think so,I like English best.

一篇英文故事

The Zen of Cat The Man was very sad. He knew that the Cat's days were numbered.The doctor had said there wasn't anything more that could be done,that he should take the Cat home and make him as comfortable as possible. The man stroked the Cat on his lap and sighed.The Cat opened his eyes, purred and looked up at the Man. A tear rolled down the Man's cheek and landed on the Cat's forehead.The Cat gave him a slightly annoyed look. “Why do you cry, Man?”the Cat asded.“Because you can't bear the thought of losing me? Because you think you can never replace me?”The Man nodded “yes.” “And where do you think I'll be when I leave you?”the Cat asked. The Man shrugged helplessly. “Close your eyes, Man,” the Cat said. The Man gave him a questioning look, but did as he was told. “What color are my eyes and fur?” the Cat asked. “Your eyes are gold and your fur is a rich, warm brown,” the Man replied. “And where is it that you most often see me?”asked the Cat. “I see you…on the kitchen windowsill watching the birds…on my favorite chair…on my desk lying on the papers I need…on the pillow next to my head at night.” “Then, whenever you wish to see me, all you must do is close your eyes,” said the Cat. “Pick up that piece of string from the floor——there, my 'toy.'” The Man opened his eyes, then reached over and picked up the string. It was about two feet long and the Cat had been able to entertain himself for hours with it. “Now take each end of the string in one hand,” the Cat ordered. The Man did so. “The end in your left hand is my birth and the end in your right hand is my death. Now bring the two ends together,” the Cat said. The Man complied. “You have made a continuous circle,” said the cat.“Does any point along the string appear to be different, worse or better than any other part of the string?” The Man inspected the string and then shook his head “no.” “Close your eyes again,” the Cat said.“Now lick your hand.” The Man widened his eyes in surprise. “Just do it,” the Cat said.“Lick your hand,think of me in all my familiar places, think about all the pieces of string.” The Man felt foolish, licking his hand, but he did as he was told. He discovered what a cat must know, that licking a paw is very calming and allows one to think more clearly. He continued licking and the corners of his mouth turned upward into the first smile he had shown in days. He waited for the Cat to tell him to stop,and when he didn't, he opened his eyes. The Cat's eyes were closed.The Man stroked the warm, brown fur, but the Cat was gone. The Man shut his eyes hard as the tears poured down his face. He saw the Cat on the windowsill, then in his bed, then lying across his important papers. He saw him on the pillow next to his head, saw his bright gold eyes and darkest brown on his nose and ears. He opened his eyes and through his tears looked over at the circle of string he still held clutched in his hand. One day, not long after, there was a new Cat on his lap. She was a lovely calico and white…very different from his earlier beloved Cat and very much the same. 一只猫的生命哲学男人非常伤心。

他知道猫余下的日子不多了。医生说已经没得治了，他只能把猫带回家，并尽可能地让他在剩下的时间里过得舒服些。男人把猫放在腿上，叹了口气。猫睁开眼睛，呼噜呼噜地叫着，抬眼看了看男人。一滴眼泪从男人的脸颊边滑落，落在了猫的额头上。猫有点不高兴地看了他一眼。 “你哭个什么啊，伙计？”猫问道，“因为你无法承受将要失去我的念头？因为你认为永远都没有什么能代替我？”男人点了点头。“是啊。” “那么你认为我离开你以后，会到什么地方去了呢？”猫问道。男人无望地耸了耸肩。“闭上眼睛吧，伙计，”猫说。男人疑惑地看了他一眼，但还是听话地闭上了眼睛。 “我的眼睛和毛皮是什么颜色的？”猫问。“你的眼睛是金色的，你的毛皮是浓郁而温暖的褐色的。

”男人回答道。 “那你最常在什么地方见到我呢？”猫问。“我经常见到你……在厨房地窗台上看鸟……在我最喜欢的椅子上……躺在桌子上我需要用的文件上……晚上睡在我脑袋边的枕头上。”“那么，无论什么时候你想见我，你只要闭上你的眼睛就可以了。”猫说。 “把地上的那段绳子捡起来——那里，我的‘玩具’。”男人睁开眼睛，伸手捡起了绳子。绳子大约有两英尺（约0.6米）长，猫曾经能够玩着绳子自娱自乐一玩就是几个小时。“现在用两只手捏住绳子的两端。”猫命令道。男人照做了。 “你左手捏着的那端就是我的出生，而右手的那端就是我的死亡。现在把两端连在一起。”猫说道。男人又照做了。 “你做出了一个连贯的圆圈，”猫说，“这个绳子上的任意...

求一篇英语小故事

One day, when brother picnic at the foot of the stones were sharp cut to the hospital after dressing, some classmates and send him home. Siangkou near at home, my brother met the father. So he had a bandage while crossing the foot bar to watch father while complain, hoping that will harvest a little compassion and tender affection, surprise, there is no father to comfort him, only a few briefly, then their left. Brother, very sad, I am wronged, but also very angry. He felt that Father ＂is not concerned about＂ him. Complain profusely at him when there is a smile to persuade classmates Road: ＂Do not be angry, most of the way father, in fact, he loves you, but just not good at expression. Do not believe you can see, such as your father walked moment turning in front of the place, he will look back at you. ＂skeptical about his brother, other classmates are also very interested. So they stopped the same pace, stand watching the father backs away. Father is still determined to move forward step by step down, as if nothing will let him back ... ... But when he walked bend, turn sideways on him at the moment, as if inadvertently like to turn around and quietly, quickly a brother, they cast a glance at a glance and then disappeared in the bend behind. While all this happened only at the moment, but it touched the presence of all, his brother's eyes tears also flashing. When my brother told me this matter, I have a feeling of want to cry. I have long been looking for at an action on behalf of father, and now finally found, that is - bend the back. This action was done fatherly it. 一天，弟弟在郊游时脚被尖利的石头割破，到医院包扎后，几个同学送他回家。

在家附近的巷口，弟弟碰见了爸爸。于是他一边跷起扎了绷带的脚给爸爸看，一边哭丧着脸诉苦，满以为会收获一点同情与怜爱，不料爸爸并没有安慰他，只是简单交代几句，便自己走了。弟弟很伤心，很委屈，也很生气。他觉得爸爸“一点也不关心”他。在他大发牢骚时，有个同学笑着劝道：“别生气，大部分老爹都这样，其实他很爱你，只是不善于表达罢了。不信你看，等会儿你爸爸走到前面拐弯的地方，他一定会回头看你。”弟弟半信半疑，其他同学也很感兴趣。于是他们不约而同停了脚步，站在那注视着爸爸远去的背影爸爸依然笃定地一步一步向前走去，好像没有什么东西会让他回头……可是当他走到拐弯处，就在他侧身拐弯的刹那，好像不经意似的悄悄回过头来，很快地瞟了弟弟他们一眼，然后才消失在拐弯后面。