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[乐观自信积极向上的名言和小故事]1、人多不足以依赖，要生存只有靠自己。——拿破仑 2、自信是成功的第一秘诀。——爱默生 3、深窥自己的心，而后发觉一切的奇迹在你自己。——培根 4、任何人都应该有自尊心，自...+阅读

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂.

老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？

汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂.

Do You Know My Work?

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”

“You don't know my work,” said the other.

“What is your work?”

“I'm a policeman.

“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.

“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

译文：（自己简单翻译）

你知道我是干什么的吗？

一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面，看着大火。

“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”

“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。

“你是干什么的？”