[高中英语话剧剧本]在一个阳光明媚的清晨，灰太狼在摩尔城堡抓青蛙回去给老婆吃。Pleasant goat and grey wolf ＂ ＂ mole drama script in a sunny morning, grey wolf in the castle to catch the...+阅读
一、我是单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂
杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格＂还有什么漏填的？＂护士问. ＂有！＂杰克想了想说，＂我是个单身汉.＂
二、死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。
三、位置上的冰激凌
＂Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine.＂
＂Yours?Can you prove it?＂
＂Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.＂
＂请原谅，你占了我的位置.＂
＂你的位置？你能征明这点吗？＂
＂能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌.＂
四、别无选择
One day,Eve asked Adam,＂Doyou really love me?＂
Adam said helplessly,＂Do I have any other choice?＂
一天，夏娃问亚当：＂你当真爱我吗？＂
亚当无可奈何地回答：＂我还有的选择吗？＂
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