1)TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go

Slow＂.

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？

汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：＂学校----慢行。＂

2)

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, can I have a penny?＂ and God says ＂In a second＂

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问：＂主啊， 一百万美元对你意味着多少？＂上帝回答：＂一便士.＂男子又问：＂那一百万年呢？＂上帝说：＂一秒钟.＂最后男子请求道：＂上帝，我能得到一便士吗？＂上帝回答：＂过一秒钟.＂

3))Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”

“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”

一盒小火柴

妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”

“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”