一篇初二水平的英语演讲稿有关讲笑话的火速回答速度！谢

[初二上册水平的英语演讲稿。三分钟要求：幽默有趣]Ladies and gentlemen, it's my honor to be here today to give you this speech. My topic is ＂the pains of growing up＂ When i was a child, I hoped to grow up immedia...+阅读

一篇初二水平的英语演讲稿有关讲笑话的火速回答速度！谢

三篇关于师生之间的英文笑话作者：来源： --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂.

2、Two Birds[摘自爱爱英语学习网] Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

3、The Fish Net ＂Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?＂＂A lot of little holes tied together with strings.＂ replied the little girl. 鱼网＂你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？＂老师发问道。＂把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。＂小女孩回答道。

4、The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George, how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....＂新老师 9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。＂乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？＂妈妈问。＂妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6，可后来又说2加4也得6。＂

5、A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

观尼克的演讲有感作文350字

一个星期三下午，文学社的谢老师给我们看有关《尼克胡哲》的电脑视频。尼克胡哲是澳大利亚的一个残疾人，是一个著名的励志演讲家。看视频的过程中，我有三种不同的感觉：可怕、可怜、可敬。首先是可怕。刚开始，谢老师告诉我们这节文学课看视频，我高兴得很，以为是什么好看的动画片。没想到，出现在屏幕上的是一个没手没脚的外国人，哇，太可怕了，我连忙闭上眼睛。这时，谢老师说：“同学们要认认真真地看，看完后写一篇观后感。”我只好硬着头皮睁开眼睛强迫自己看。其次是可怜。看了一下，我开始觉得尼克胡哲好可怜。他是一个没有四肢的生命体，一出生就没有双臂和双腿，只在身体下面长了一个带有两个脚趾头的小脚，他自称“小鸡腿”。最后是可敬，再往下看，我发现尼克胡哲是一个坚强不屈的人。

他克服了难以想象的困难，学会了游泳、打电话，打电脑，取得了大学毕业证书，还擅长演讲，取得好多出色的成绩。从尼克胡哲身上，我看到他的不怕困难，坚忍不拔、乐观向上的品质。想想自己，我连弹琴都觉得枯燥无味，几次都想放弃学琴，归根结底，就是怕困难、缺乏毅力。与胡克尼哲比起来，我非常惭愧。 “有志者，事竞成。”我要学做一个具有胡克尼哲那样精神的人。

英语作文假如你是尼克是一个中学生说一下你的兴趣爱好和父

多少字？我随便写了啊！My parents are doctor. They work in a very good hospital on my hometown. Therefor, they want to my become a doctor in the future.no one can doubt that doctor is a job which should be respect. However, my dream is become a singer. Because I really enjoin when I sing a song. The most important thing is my music teacher told me you are a gifted student and you are the best student I have taught in my life . In order to make my dream come true. I work hard everyday and practice when I have time. This day,I am trying to tell my parents about my dream, I hope they can support me!...