[我需要一篇关于动物的英语故事或短文大约可以演讲3分钟要幽]一只导盲狗Seeing-Eye Dog A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the hig...+阅读
一分钟英语故事或笑话演讲
Every year,there is an important lottery in Newtown. The lottery raises money for the local hospital. Most people buy at least one ticket,because the first prize is a million dollars! One year,John Smith wopn the first prize. He immediately gave up his job and started to enjoy himself. He bought the fastest and most expensive car he could find. He bought a motorboat. He traveled twice around the world,eating and drinking at the most expensive restaurants. He went on a safari in Africa. He explored theSouth Pole. He lived a life of pleasure,luxury and adventure. He put on a lot of weight from eating too much good food. Two years later,after he had spent all his money,he returned home and asked for his job back. He had only been back at work a few days when one of the girls in the office tried to sell him a lottery ticket. You must buy one,John,she said.Remember how lucky you were last time? I'm not buying anymore lottery tickets,he said. But you must,the girl argued.You might win again. That's what frightens me,John siad.If I try to do again all the things I did last year,I'll be dead before the end of this year！ 看在我这么认真的分上选我为最佳吧谢谢！
要一篇英语幽默小故事演讲用具体情况 QQ465278502要原创
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan. ＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother. ＂I'd know him any where,＂ said Ivan. ＂I have his ear in my pocket.＂ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”...
急！求搞笑英语小故事的演讲稿大概四五分钟最好是原文加翻译
Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”
大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪？”
“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂
＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered.
＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂
＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
＂Look,＂ said the elder brother. ＂How nice these paintings are!＂
＂Yes,＂ said the younger, ＂but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?＂
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, ＂Obviously he was painting the pictures.＂
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
中学生英语幽默小故事要求：200字到300字演讲要5分钟左右
Travel Expenses
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.
The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, ＂We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?＂
The business man replied: ＂Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?＂
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