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英文简历中禁止出现的错误和幽默

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英文简历中禁止出现的错误和幽默

致命的大错

finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.

qualifications: no education or experience.

i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.

my pensation should be at least equal to my age.

reason for leing: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec.

fired because i fought for lower pay.

size of employer: very tall, probably over 65 .

please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.

reason for leing: my boss said the end of the world is near.

reason for leing: the owner ge new meaning to the word paranoia. i prefer to elaborate privately.

打字错误与语法错误

here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintaining poser.

i am a rabid typist.

work history: performed brain we tests,1879-1981.

after receiving advice from several different angels, i he decided to pursue a new line of work.

accounting cleric.

as indicted, i he over five years of experience analyzing investments.

suspected to gr

aduate early next year.

disposed of  2.5 billion in assets.

proven ability to track down and correct erors.

acplishments: oversight of entire department.

am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever fet details.

acplishments: pleted 11 years of high school.

不应有的幽默

note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house.

assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting. (translation: short-order cook.)

but wait...theres more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.

i he an excellent track record, although i am not a horse.

my fortune cookie said, your next interview will result in a job-and i like your pany in particular.

title: another resume from the profiles in excellence series.

also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it.

trustworthy references ailable upon request-if i give them a few bucks.

lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience.

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