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Onenbsp;daynbsp;anbsp;visitornbsp;fromnbsp;thenbsp;citynbsp;camenbsp;tonbsp;anbsp;smallnbsp;ruralnbsp;areanbsp;tonbsp;drivenbsp;aroundnbsp;thenbsp;countrynbsp;roads,nbsp;seenbsp;hownbsp;thenbsp;farmsnbsp;looked,nbsp;andnbsp;perhapsnbsp;tonbsp;seenbsp;hownbsp;farmersnbsp;earnednbsp;theirnbsp;living.nbsp;Thenbsp;citynbsp;mannbsp;sawnbsp;anbsp;farmernbsp;innbsp;hisnbsp;yard,nbsp;holdingnbsp;anbsp;pignbsp;upnbsp;innbsp;hisnbsp;hands,nbsp;andnbsp;liftingnbsp;itnbsp;sonbsp;thatnbsp;thenbsp;pignbsp;couldnbsp;eatnbsp;applesnbsp;fromnbsp;annbsp;applenbsp;tree.nbsp;Thenbsp;citynbsp;mannbsp;saidnbsp;tonbsp;thenbsp;farmer,“nbsp;Inbsp;seenbsp;thatnbsp;yournbsp;pignbsp;likesnbsp;apples,nbsp;butnbsp;isn“tnbsp;thatnbsp;quitenbsp;anbsp;wastenbsp;ofnbsp;time?“nbsp;Thenbsp;farmernbsp;replied,“nbsp;What“snbsp;timenbsp;tonbsp;anbsp;pig?“nbsp;nbsp;nbsp；一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。

这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗？“那位农夫回答说，“时间对猪有什么意义？“nbsp;Anbsp;Usefulnbsp;Lessonnbsp;Innbsp;Englandnbsp;nobodynbsp;undernbsp;thenbsp;agenbsp;ofnbsp;eighteennbsp;isnbsp;allowednbsp;tonbsp;drinknbsp;innbsp;anbsp;publicnbsp;bar.nbsp;Mr.nbsp;Thompsonnbsp;usednbsp;tonbsp;gonbsp;tonbsp;anbsp;barnbsp;nearnbsp;hisnbsp;housenbsp;quitenbsp;often,butnbsp;henbsp;nevernbsp;tooknbsp;hisnbsp;son,Tom,becausenbsp;henbsp;wasnbsp;toonbsp;young.nbsp;Thennbsp;whennbsp;Tomnbsp;hadnbsp;hisnbsp;eighteenthnbsp;birthday,nbsp;Mr.Thompsonnbsp;tooknbsp;himnbsp;tonbsp;hisnbsp;usualnbsp;barnbsp;fornbsp;thenbsp;firstnbsp;time.Theynbsp;dranknbsp;fornbsp;halfnbsp;annbsp;hour,nbsp;andnbsp;thennbsp;Mr.Thompsonnbsp;saidnbsp;tonbsp;hisnbsp;son,“Now,nbsp;Tom,Inbsp;wantnbsp;tonbsp;teachnbsp;younbsp;anbsp;usefulnbsp;lesson.Younbsp;mustnbsp;alwaysnbsp;benbsp;carefulnbsp;notnbsp;tonbsp;drinknbsp;toonbsp;much.nbsp;Andnbsp;hownbsp;donbsp;younbsp;knownbsp;whennbsp;you'venbsp;hadnbsp;enough?nbsp;Well,nbsp;I'llnbsp;tellnbsp;you.Donbsp;younbsp;seenbsp;thosenbsp;twonbsp;lightsnbsp;atnbsp;thenbsp;endnbsp;ofnbsp;thenbsp;bar?nbsp;Whennbsp;theynbsp;seemnbsp;tonbsp;havenbsp;becomenbsp;four,you'venbsp;hadnbsp;enoughnbsp;andnbsp;shouldnbsp;gonbsp;home.”nbsp;“But,nbsp;Dad,”nbsp;saidnbsp;Tom,“Inbsp;cannbsp;onlynbsp;seenbsp;onenbsp;lightnbsp;atnbsp;thenbsp;endnbsp;ofnbsp;thenbsp;bar.”nbsp；有益的教训nbsp；在英国，十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。

nbsp；汤普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒，但他从来不带他的儿子汤姆去，因为他年纪太小。后来，当汤姆年满十八岁的时候，汤普森先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时，而后，汤普森先生对他儿子说：“汤姆，现在我要告诉你一个有益的教训。你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢？好，我来告诉你。

你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗？当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候，你就喝够了，应该回家了。nbsp；“可是，爸爸。”汤姆说：“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。”