[如何处理好教师和幼儿之间的关系的小短文]在幼儿园里，幼儿交往的主要对象是老师，老师的一言一行时刻影响着孩子的言行举止，甚至影响着他们性格的形成，因此，幼儿园老师一定要注意自己的一言一行。那么怎样才能处理好老师与...+阅读

呵呵，最有印象，感觉最经典的，大概就是大话西游里唐僧于孙悟空的对话了。楼主上搜搜啊。

我有一段也挺搞笑的。

课间操刚结束，一学生跑来找老师请假。

生：老师，我肚子疼，我想3、4节请假回家。

师：（皱眉头）你昨天也是第二节课后就肚子疼请假。

生：恩（捂着肚子，一脸痛苦样）

师：今天咋又疼了？是不是吃错东西了？

生：大概是。

师：唉，定时定点的疼，看来是中毒了。

生：（惊讶）啊……没，不是的（无语）

师：我带你去医院看看，顺便做个全身检查，看还有那个零件坏了一块修理。

生：（汗）不用了，老师，我现在不疼了。

师：放心，医药费我先帮你垫着。

生：真的，老师，我不疼了。（溜走）

师：嘿嘿！

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