谁有动物方面的笑话要英文版嘎

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谁有动物方面的笑话要英文版嘎

A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿

The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: ＂ you can't eat me＂老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”

There was a man whose dog had died. Before he buried the dog, he took

the dog to the vet to see if for sure the dog was dead.

The vet says, Put him on the table here.

He opened a door, a cat walked around the dog once and returned inside

the little box and the vet close the door.

The vet said, Yep, your dog's dead, that'll be 200 dollars.

200 dollars, the man said, don't you think that's a little bit

excessive just to tell me my dog's dead?

The vet said, ＂Well, it's 40 dollars my fee, 160 for the cat scan.＂

有一个的狗死了的人。在他埋狗，他

到兽医狗，看看是否可以肯定的狗死了。

兽医说，放在桌子他来到这里。

他打开了一扇门，一只猫走在了狗的一次飞回

这个小盒子和兽医关门。

兽医说，是的，您的狗死了，那将是200美元。

200美元，这名男子说，你不觉得这是一个有点

过度只是为了告诉我我的狗死了？

兽医说：“嗯，我费40美元，为猫扫描160。”

翻译：

初二两篇关于动物的英语文章要搞笑一点带汉语翻译

1.The Blue Whale is known as the world's biggest animal which is 100 tons or more. It can be found in oceans, especially the Arctic and Antarctic waters. It feeds mainly on Plankton. The Blue Whale used to be hunted for oil and meat. Today the species is on the brink of extinction. The number of Blue Whales has fallen to about 5000 or less, perhaps only 2000.

They are in danger of extinction. So we have to save them.

蓝鲸是被称为世界最大的动物，100吨以上。它也被发现于海洋，特别是南极和北极水域。主要为食浮游生物。蓝鲸曾经是寻找石油和肉。今天的物种处于灭绝的边缘。蓝鲸的数量已经下降到大约5000或更少，也许只有2000。

他们正面临灭绝的危险。所以我们必须拯救他们。

2.保护动物，是我们人人都要做到的，许多人任意去猎杀动物，虽然现在的人都说要保护动物，但是还有很多顽固的人不听，继续猎杀动物，人类拿动物来观赏、卖钱，用兽皮做大衣……

Protect animals, is we all have to do, many people any to hunt animals, although it said it wants to protect the animals, but there are still many stubborn people don't listen to, continue to hunt animals, human and animal to see, money, made of skins for coats......

但你们有没有想过，如果你是一只动物，却遭到了人类的猎杀，你会怎么想，你愿意吗，你愿意被猎杀吗？

But you had to think, if you are an animal, but was hunting, what would you want to, do you like it, you might be hunting down?

你绝对不愿意，有些人说：“我又不是动物。”

You definitely don't want to, some people said: ＂I'm not animals.＂

但你们有没有想过动物们会怎么想吗？

But did you give any thought to the animals will be how to think?

现在人类大量捕杀动物，动物会甘心吗？

Now a human killing animals, animals can freewill?

不，不会，永远不会。

No, no, never.

求一个英语笑话要关于动物的最好是对话型的

Two roaches having a discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

＂I was in that new restaurant across the street,＂ said one. ＂It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.＂

＂Please,＂ said the other roach frowning. ＂Not while I'm eating!＂