求英文幽默故事一个读起来3分钟以内的

[初中英语趣味小故事读起来不少于三分钟]The House of 1000 Mirrors 千镜之屋 Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned...+阅读

求英文幽默故事一个读起来3分钟以内的

Boss's idea

When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned .Because the shop charged 50pounds for such cleanings, he told me, it would be better for me to read the printer's directions and and try the job myself .Pleasantly surprised by his words, I asked,“Does your boss know that you discourage business?”

“Actually it's my boss's idea,” the employee replied,“We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to repair things themselves first”

One day ,Mary came home from school with a drawing in her hand and very big tears in her eyes .she had drawn a picture of her new house and a boy had made fun of it.

“One boy in my class said it was awful. He said I would never be an artist.” She made a very sad face.

“I'm sorry ,Mary,” said her mum

“He was wrong .This is a good drawing.”

“You have to say that You are my mum,” sniffed Mary ,

Dad looked at the picture and smiled his biggest mile“What a lovely drawing,Mary!You

Are a fine arist”

3分钟幽默英语小故事

1。The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, ＂Do come and see me at my house in the country.＂ So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, ＂This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city.＂ The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, ＂ Run! Run! The cat is coming!＂ They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, ＂I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid.＂ 2。

The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, ＂Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.＂

英语幽默故事

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world？老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？ Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得：嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids？老师：什么？眼皮？ Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了 Late one night at the insane asylum （疯人院）one inmate shouted, ＂I am Napoleon!＂ Another one said, ＂How do you know?＂ The first inmate said, ＂God told me!＂ Just then, a voice from another room shouted, ＂I did not！＂疯人院一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：＂我是拿破仑！＂另一个说：＂你怎么知道？＂第一个人说：＂上帝对我说的！＂一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：＂我没说！＂