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幽默英语演讲稿范文一

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said. We hent been anywhere for a long time.

Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would he to spend money at the fair. At last he said, All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything.

They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

Fun flights! the notice said, $$ 10 for 10 minutes.

Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to he to pay for his wife, as well.

Ive only got $$ 10, he told the pilot. Can my wife e with me for free? The pilot wasnt selling many tickets, so he said, Ill make a bargain with you. If your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can he a free flight.

Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.

When the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. K. your wife didnt make a sound. She can he her ride free.

Thank you, Matt said. It wasnt easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.

幽默英语演讲稿范文二

Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few forite books to you.

My forite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten monthly stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word love. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your forite book?

My forite book is . He you read it before?

Oh, I hen t read this book before. What is it about?

Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.

Can you tell us why you love this book so much?

Sure. It is because the story taught us to be bre and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I he decided to learn from her from now on.

Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.