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英语求职信模扳： APPLICATION Nov.1999 Dear Sir or Madam: I am a student of the Department of Computer Science in Nankai University, and will graduate next year. Thank you for providing me the chance to introduce myself .I'm eager to become a member of your unit. As a college student nowadays, I am of diligence and self-discipline .I believe “No pains, no gains.” During the four years of study in college, I have not only laid a solid foundation of the required knowledge in my major, but also taught myself much of relative knowledge, which improved my ability to study on my own. In addition, I always pay attention to developing my practical ability in experiments. As to English study, I got excellent in CET-4 and also passed the CET_6. I can read, write and speak fluently. In the meantime, I took part in some social activities, which enhanced my capability in various respects. I enjoy working with people, tackling with challengers and taking responsibilities. Moreover, I am thirsty for knowledge and will never give up. I eagerly apply for a position in your unit. Should this application meet with your favorable consideration, I will try my best to live up to your expectations. My resume and copies of relative certificates and documents are enclosed herewith. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Thank you very much! Sincerely yours, Xiao-yuan Zhang 英文简历中不能出现的几个错误：致命的大错＂Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.＂＂Qualifications: No education or experience.＂＂I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.＂＂My compensation should be at least equal to my age.＂＂Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.＂＂Fired because I fought for lower pay.＂＂Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5＂ . ＂＂Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.＂＂Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.＂＂Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I pr efer to elaborate privately.＂打字错误与语法错误＂Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.＂＂Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.＂＂I am a rabid typist.＂＂Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.＂＂After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pur sue a new line of work.＂＂Accounting cleric.＂＂As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.＂＂Suspected to graduate early next year.＂＂Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.＂＂Proven ability to track down and correct erors.＂＂Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.＂＂Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.＂＂Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.＂不应有的幽默＂Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your hou se.＂＂Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.＂ (Translation: Short-order cook.) ＂But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp o f marketing that is second nature.＂＂I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.＂＂My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I li ke your company in particular.＂＂Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series.＂＂Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.＂＂Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.＂＂Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience.＂