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[请英语高手帮忙写一个祝贺信 5080字]Dear Joe: Congratulations to your appointment to the General Manager of your company . You have been working hard in the past years. You are so professional .Yo...+阅读

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 新老师 9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。 "乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。 "妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。" Why does George dislike his new teacher?Because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.When does George com from school?The first of September....

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