[节日英语问候语]新年祝福短语： 金玉满堂 treasures fill the home 生意兴隆 business flourishes 岁岁平安 peace all year round 恭喜发财 wishing you prosperity 和气生财 harmony brings...+阅读
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan. ＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother. ＂I'd know him any where,＂ said Ivan. ＂I have his ear in my pocket.＂ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂ ＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂ 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”
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