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因为我贪财没得道，我师一怒把我轰下山，轰下山来没有别的干，变个戏法儿大家观，变个珍珠倒卷帘，珍珠倒卷帘啊——（乙连打当）甲：好。乙：您变哪。甲：现在变不了。乙：怎么？甲：我这是试试锣。乙：啊！试试，白打了。那我这锣行不行啊？甲：行。乙：那您继续变吧。甲：我正式请神。乙：怎么您还请神？有神吗？甲：没告诉您这是锣套子溜口辙吗？请神可是请神，你可别说话。

因为我请这神仙脾气都大。您一说话他就走了，他一步我就变不出来了。乙：好，那我不说话。甲：老不说话也不行。乙：什么时候说话呢？乙：先生，您倒是喷哪！甲：我全咽了！乙：嗐！ Lotus口吐 A: 123, 223. B: Dangdang! A: not too slow, the point quickly. B: line, and Dangdang! A: I did not how to fight on the ring? B: This can be difficult, fast and faster, and slower and slower, how appropriate? A: Hammer to gong ming. B: it. A: with my master in Maoshan Wells. (B: Dangdang) has a gross Maoshan Road, his son told me the trick Law Chuan, Chuan will be the apprentice the whole eight, it became seven cents. Money because I did not win the division I am angry I H-down, no other H-down to dry, change a child you tricks, and changed screens倒卷of pearl, pearl curtain倒卷ah - (b even when playing ) A: Yes. B: What you become. A: It can not be changed. B: how? A: I am gong to try. B: ah! Try, the白打. Gong line that I can not ah? A: line. B: that you continue to change it. A: I have officially requested the gods. B: how you please God? God it? A: This is not gong to tell you point溜口cap it? But please God, please God, you can not speak. I ask this because the gods are big temper. You say he left, he changed, I do not step out. B: Well, I do not speak. A: do not speak too old. B: When a remark? B: Sir, what you spray it!