[超短的读书名人名言]1. 学问勤中得，萤窗万卷书。三冬今足用，谁笑腹空虚? 佚名 2. 在学习中取得知识，在战斗中取得勇敢。 佚名 3. 书山有路勤为径，学海无涯苦做舟。 佚名 4. 作者不一定能写到老，但是...+阅读
英文的笑话超短！超短！超短！！
guest:What is the fly doing in my soup? waiter: He is swimming, sir. 客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛？ 招待：他在游泳，先生。 ********************************* i saw a saw saw a saw . 我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子 ********************************** Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？ 汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂. ****************************** Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. 事实上，只有一杯酒就让我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起来它是第十三杯还是第十四杯。 *************************** As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... 当你慢慢变老，会发生三件事。
第一件是你会丧失记忆。而我已经记不起来其它两件了……
谁有英语笑话短一点了好笑了简单点了谢谢
一：She Didn＂t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn＂t say anything.”
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It＂s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don＂t think it＂s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”
英语笑话好笑的短一点简单一点的不要是对话的形式
一：She Didn＂t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn＂t say anything.”
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It＂s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don＂t think it＂s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”
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