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英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny (Jf or short) 刘兰芝 Lunch(Lf or short) 焦母Johnny's mother(JM fors hort)刘母Lunch's mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor's son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(AB and C) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I'm as strong as a tiger，（小声）while my wife is WuSong. （指着上台处的门大声道）I'm not afraid of you！（内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头）Then,I'm afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！（内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J） My God!Who can help me？（下） Act1 （序幕结束时，JM作窃听状） JM（拄拐棍上）：I can！（对门内）Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：I'm here!What's up mum? JM:I've told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what's up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）：Oh,you want a grandson,don'tyou？（开始解围裙）Go and ask your son.I'm leaving！（扯下围裙，扔在JM的脸上，下） Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I'm back! LM:You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I'm not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I'll marry whom ever you want me to. LM（大喜）：Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor's son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven't been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I'll go and tell him.（下） L（惊愕）：What?The mayor's son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood？（手中的锅铲掉在地上）What as illy thing I have done！（下） Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J（边走边道）unch!Lunch!Where are my socks？（走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）Here they are！（闻一下） Er!How smelly!They are still dirty！（突然想起）Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）Oh,I'm so hungry!But there's no breakfast！（捡起地上的围裙）This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM（上）：Where's my breakfast?Where's Lunch?Hasn't she got up yet? J:Mum,can't you remember?Lunch has gone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J（立正敬礼）：Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） B:And I planted one tree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） C:If you want to go by this street---（欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚） AB&C:Give us all your money! J（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：Is1mao enough？（三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor's son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J（惊讶）：What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It's impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven't got divorced yet！（突然有了主意）I've got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don'tyou?I'll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I've got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书$1,000,000) Act5 （转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台）（J和三强...

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旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen? One day, a new story happens.

（一）琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。老虎：（暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子）You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha！狐狸：（背过头去，小声地）：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do？（回过头来，可怜地）：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time,but, but ,but……（左顾右盼）老虎：（疑惑地）But what？狐狸：（推脱中）But…….（眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去）Beautiful！老虎：

（一把将狐狸拽回来） What？狐狸：（向远处努努嘴）You girl friend Linda! Look, she's there！老虎：（傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找）Where? Where? Linda, I love you！（狐狸乘机溜走）（l老虎望着空空如也的手） I hate fox！（气得上窜下跳）

（二）旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again. 老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。（琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。）老虎：（暴怒地）Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first？（先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿）狐狸：（回过头去，表情像遇到鬼）Shit！（又回过头来，非常可怜状）

（二胡《梁祝》响起） Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.（狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下）My mother says I'm not a good boy. I always tell lies.（狐狸突然蹿起来） But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are？老虎：（得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势）Of course. I'm a great animal. I'm proud of myself. 狐狸：（试探地）I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you？老虎：（想想就好笑）Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes！（老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开）Look！（老虎一溜烟跑了起来）狐狸：（挥挥手，远远望去）sa yu na la！

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（三）旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again. 老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。狐狸：（不解地）Who？老虎：（意味深长地）Your old friend! Tiger！狐狸：（装傻地）Oh, haven't see you for a long time. How are you？（狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服）老虎：（阴险地）Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious！（狐狸听了脚抖）狐狸：（打喷嚏）a ti ! a ti ！（煞有介事地）I admit I'v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it's all for your sake. 老虎：（疑惑地）For my sake？狐狸：（可怜巴巴地）Yes. To tell the truth, I'm not a normal fox！老虎：（不甘示弱地）I'm not a normal tiger, too. 狐狸：（娓娓道来） I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。老虎：（没明白）果子狸？狐狸：

（一拍脑袋，假装想起来）Oh, I forget, you can't speak Chinese！老虎：（得意地，想想就好笑地）Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me :to learn a forgien language is very important! I've learnt Chinese in school! Am I great！（突然醒悟过来）Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what？狐狸：果子狸。老虎：果子狸？SARS？非典？狐狸：（点点头）Yes！老虎：（放开手，大叫着跑了）wa ya！（边跑，边擦手）

（四）旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest. 二胡演奏We are the champion 狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go！将其赶走。狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha！期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声。

六年级的英语课本剧

英语不好排我的也不太好：场景一： mum: How's it going ,dear? Girl: Just great, mom. Almost done. Mum: you can leave when the soup cools down. Girl :Is Grandma going to be all right? Mum : she's going to be fine. 场景二： Mum: don't run ! I don't want any accidents. Girl :I'll be careful Mum :Go straight to Grandma's Don't stop to play. Girl : I promise. Mum : don't talk to strangers Girl :okay, mom, don't worry. Mu!1'm :it's mother's job to worry. 场景三： Girl: uhh! Wolf : sorry to frighten you . Girl : That's ok. You are welcome. Wolf : Oh, you are very beautiful today. Girl : who are you? Wolf : just a local woodsman. there's a wolf in the woods . Girl :I'll keep my eyes open, bye. Wolf :where are you going ？（边说边把手伸进篮子里，小红帽赶紧把盖子盖紧，）疼的大灰狼 Wolf: EEEEE—yoww! Girl : didn't your mother ever tell you not to pry ? Wolf : sorry. Girl : my! What a hairy finger！（毛茸茸的手指）。

Wolf : it runs in the family（这是我们家的遗传）。 Girl : oh , I'll be late for grandma's don't sneak up（鬼鬼祟祟） on me again! Wolf : grandma? Hmmm……. Sounds tasty…..what a tender little tidbit she will be ! Girl :who's there ? Wolf :I'm starving . 场景四： Girl : are you all right ,sir? Wolf : I'm lost and hungry. I was looking for food . Girl :what were you doing in the tree? I can give you a piece of cake . Wolf :a small piece would be nice . Girl : it's for my sick grandma. Wolf :I love grandmas. Girl : hope you enjoy it Wolf :thanks ,it's delicious. Tell me more about you grandma. Girl : I can't talk to strangers. Wolf :we're friends . Girl :she lives at the end of this road. Wolf : thank you .so long ! Girl :wait ! Wolf :what? I' ll keep my eyes peeled! Girl :there's a wolf around here , so be careful. 场景五： wolf: what a nice house you have ,grandma. Grandma:who is it ? Wolf :little red riding hood. Grandma: doesn't sound like you . Wolf :it's me open ,grandma . Grandma:just lift the latch dear. Wolf :oh okay. Surprise! come on, come on, come on! W actions G: Who is it? Girl: It's me, grandma. W actions G: come on down! Girl: Afternoon, Grandma. W actions G: ______Dear. Girl: No, don't kiss me. W actions G: Can you help me? Dear, And make me some tea. Girl: I brought some soup and some cake for you. I”ll put them in the plate. W actions G: No, come here , Let me take it. Girl: Here you are. W actions G: Thank you. Girl: Would you like some cake? W actions G: Yes, of course. Girl: oh, You have big eyes. W actions G: It's better to see your beautiful face. dear. Girl: oh, your mouth' so large. W actions G: It's better to eat you. My dear. dear. Girl: you're the wolf.（表现出惊奇和害怕的样子）。

W actions G: Yeah!!! Hunter: ya----I”ll bit you, I”ll bit you. （大灰狼加着尾巴逃跑了。）