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Taglines for WALL.E An Adventure Beyond the Ordinar-E-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After 700 years of doing what he was built for - he'll discover what he's meant for.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He's got a lot of time on his hands.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Space, No One Can Hear You Clean Memorable quotes for WALL.E Captain: Out there is our home - Home, AUTO! - and it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone has ever done on this blasted ship - nothing!AUTO: In space we will survive.Captain: I don't want to survive, I want to live!AUTO: I must follow my directive.Captain: [he turns around in frustration, and then looks at pictures of past captains to notice AUTO is closer to the camera in progressing pictures] Captain: [turns back] *I'm* the captain of this ship! We are going home *today*, AUTO!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eve: [Eve repeats ＂Directive＂ in multiple languages, ending with...] Directive?[WALL-E demonstrates his trash-compacting function] WALL.E: Ta-dah!Eve: Ohhh...WALL.E: Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve?Eve: Directive?[WALL-E nods] Eve: [Eve turns away, sharply] Classified.WALL.E: Oh.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ship's Computer: Caution: Rogue robots. Caution...WALL.E: Oh, EVE.[points at screen with them on it] Eve: [Fires a laser blast at the screen, destroying it] WALL.E: Ohh...[folds up inside himself]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain: We'll see who's powerless now!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ship's Computer: Voice confirmation required.Captain: Uhhh...Ship's Computer: Voice confirmation accepted.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AUTO: Sir, give me the plant.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mary: John, get ready to have some kids!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher Robot: A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain: Computer, define 'dancing.'-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WALL.E: WALL-E.MO: M-O.WALL.E: M-O?MO: M-O.WALL.E: [pause] Oh.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ship's Computer: Time for lunch... in a cup!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain: Computer, define sea.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eve: [repeated line] WALL-E!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [last lines] Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all sorts of things! Vegetable plants, pizza plants... it's good to be home!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain: AUTO, you are relieved of duty![strains up and presses AUTO's ＂off＂ switch]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Voice in commercial: Too much garbage in your place? There is plenty of space out in space! BnL StarLiners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Voice in commercial: [a commercial appears as a hologram when WALL-E passes nearby] The jewel of BnL fleet; The Axiom! Spend your five year cruise in style: Maided on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew, while your captain and autopilot chart a course for non-stop entertainment, fine dining; And with our all-access hoverchairs, even grandma can join the fun! There's no need to walk! The Axiom - Putting the ＂star＂ in executive StarLiner!Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: [appears on the screen] Because at BnL, space is the final ＂FUN-tier＂!