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[小品《相亲》]【喜剧小品】相亲作者：郭连海时间：现代地点：公园人物：男青年（30岁）女青年（28岁）（幕启：男边上场边唱）没有花香，没有树高，我是一棵被人冷落的小草，又是寂寞又是烦恼，你说我的心情它呀怎...+阅读

音乐小品非诚勿扰

人物：李总——财务总监

刘英俊——男

刀朗——男

唐生——男

郭郭——财务人员

赵静芷——财务人员

白淑珍——财务人员

刘姐——婚介公司经理

场景：公司员工宿舍

音乐起，艾薇儿《女朋友》。

李总：（唱）

hey, hey, you, you, i don't like your girlfriend

no way, no way, i think you need a new one

hey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriend

hey, hey, you, you, i know that you like me

no way, no way, you know it's not a secret

hey, hey, you, you, i want to be your girlfriend

you're so fine, i want you mine, you're so delicious

i think about you all the time, you're so addictive

don't you know what i can do to make you feel alright?

alright, alright, alright

don't pretend, i think you know i'm precious

and so yeah, i'm a hey, hey princess

i can tell you like me too and you know i'm right

i'm right, i'm right, i'm right

she's like so whatever

you could do so much better

i think we should get together now

and that's what everybody?s talking about

hey, hey, you, you, i don't like your girlfriend

no way, no way, i think you need a new one

hey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriend

hey, hey, you, you, i know that you like me

no way, no way, you know it?s not a secret

hey, hey, you, you, i want to be your girlfriend

i can see the way, i see the way you look at me

and even when you look away i know you think of me

i know you talk about me all the time again and again

and again and again and again

so e over here and tell me what i wanna hear

better yet, make your girlfriend disappear

i don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

and again and again and again

?cause she's like so whatever

and she could do so much better

i think we should get together now

and that's what everybody's talking about

hey, hey, you, you, i don't like your girlfriend

no way, no way, i think you need a new one

hey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriend

hey, hey, you, you, i know that you like me

no way, no way, you know it's not a secret

hey, hey, you, you, i want to be your girlfriend

oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

woo, 'cause i can, ?cause i can do it better

there's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

hey, she's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'cause i can, ?cause i can do it better

there's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

she's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

hey, hey, you, you, i don't like your girlfriend

no way, no way, i think you need a new one

hey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriend

no way, no way

hey, hey, i know that you like me

no way, no way, you know it's not a secret

hey, hey, i want to be your girlfriend

no way, no way, no way, no way

（这一首也可以放录音）

音乐停。（李总上场。）

李总：我们做财务工作的就是忙，每天只见月亮不见太阳。员工工作干劲特别强，遇到困难就像狼遇见了羊。其实工作上我从来都不操心，可生活上我却难以把心放。眼看着她们的年龄一天天大了还没对象，我是看在眼里急在心上。正好我的好姐妹在婚介公司当经理，我就跟她说了请她帮个忙。这不约在今天下午双方见个面，这好女更要配上如意郎。小郭，小赵，小白快出来。

几个人上场。

（一个揉眼睛，一个打哈欠，一个抻懒腰）

几人：李姐。

老总：都准备好了吗？

郭郭：还行。

赵静芷：差不多。

白淑珍：快了。

李总：你看看你们几个，平时工作一个赛一个，再看生活中得过且过。都说兵熊熊一个，将熊熊一窝，我这么杰出的职业女性怎么就带出你们几个？真是让我恨钢不成铁。

几人：啊？

老总：我都让你们给气糊涂了，赶紧再精心准备准备，相亲的男生马上就到了。

刘姐上场。

刘姐：现代人生活节奏越来越快，弄得年轻人都没有时间谈恋爱。据说现在都到了剩女时代，男生退化得特别奇怪。不是我不明白，世界变化快，女生越来越帅，男生越来越乖，唉，没办法，阴盛阳衰！