看你笑不笑几个英文里的冷幽默段子

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看你笑不笑几个英文里的冷幽默段子

1. I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time！我对微信并不上瘾。我只在有空时玩微信。主要是在午饭时间、休息时间、睡前时间、这些时间、那些时间、任何时间和所有时间玩玩而已。（这里主要利用time来达到幽默的效果，仔细体会一下英文哦！） 2. I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.我最恨两面派，因为我不知道先扇哪边的脸，这让我很为难。

我需要写幽默或优美的英语名言请慢慢慢慢找谁有

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

双鸟在林不如一鸟在手。

A good marksman may miss.

智者千虑，必有一失。

All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.

有情人终成眷属。

An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

乐观的人在灾难中看到希望；悲观的人在希望中看到灾难。

A silent tongue and true heart are the most admirable things on earth.

缄默的嘴，真诚的心，是世界上最令人赞美的东西。

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.

平静的海洋练不出熟练的水手。

As the touchstone tries gold, so gold tries man.

试金石可以试金，正如黄金可以试人。

A straw shows which way the wind blows.

一叶便知秋。

A wanderer who is determined to reach his destination does not fear the rain.

决心赶到目的地，浪汉何惧雨来淋。

By other's faults, wise men correct their own.

他山之石，可以攻玉。

By reading we enrich the mind; by conversation we polish it.

读书可以使我门的思想充实，谈话使其更臻完美。

搞笑英语句子

One should love animals. They are so tasty Love the neighbor. But don't get caught ＂Your future depends on your dreams.＂ So go to sleep A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn