[简短的英语小笑话]原文： 有一天，一个父亲和他的小儿子走在回家的路上。在你这个年龄时，这个男孩感兴趣的是各种各样的事情，总是题。现在，他问：“这个词的意思是喝醉了吗？”爸爸醉了，“哦，儿子，”父亲回...+阅读

Members tourists friend Hello, everybody: First of all, allow me on behalf of our ＂set sail on this＂ tour of all employees and drivers coming to you master a warm welcome., Welcome you to our Shandong tourism, I am all the tour guides in Shandong, My name is Wong you can call me Wang or Wang Dao, sitting next to the driver of the horse of our master, in the next period will be my master lead the horse around with our beautiful Shandong, during this tour you can the hearts to us, first to our hearts is assured that the drivers on the master it, because our instructors have many years of driving experience drivers seat of his car can be fast and stable, another heart is happy on to me Well, maybe I'm not the best guide, but I will come with the most sincere heart to serve you. If you have any views on the way in tourism or requests please come to me and horse master will make every effort to serve you, your satisfaction is my greatest wish, and we come together from all over the country because of affinity. Shandong scenery hope we could bring a good mood, friends pay attention to our car under a red Audi coach, license plate number is Lu F6666, license plate number after the two were 66, Our mission is No. I hope we pay attention to recognize the upper and lower car. We wish you happy to play again, leaving a beautiful memory.

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