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[2分钟英语小故事]Mrs.Mouse was taking her babies for a walk one day when they met a large cat. “Bow-wow!” Shouted Mrs.Mouse and cat turned and ran away. “You see,children,”s...+阅读

给你几个笑话故事 Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, ＂My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!＂ The second one said, ＂That's nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!＂ The third boy just smiled. ＂That's nothing. My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!＂ 2 A wolf in sleeps clothing. A Wolf found great difficulty in getting at the sheep owing to the vigilance of the shepherd and his dogs. But one day it found the skin of a sheep that had been flayed and thrown aside, so it put it on over its own pelt and strolled down among the sheep. The Lamb that belonged to the sheep whose skin the Wolf was wearing began to follow the Wolf in the Sheep's clothing. So, leading the Lamb a little apart, he soon made a meal off her - and for some time he succeeded in deceiving the sheep, and enjoying hearty meals. Appearances are deceptive. 3 Too much TV A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: ＂What does the cow say?＂ Child: ＂Moo!＂ Mother: ＂Great! What does the cat say?＂ Child: ＂Meow.＂ Mother: ＂Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?＂ And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, ＂Bud.＂ 4 Is it dead? One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said, ＂I pissed in its ear.＂ The teacher said, ＂You what?＂ He said, ＂You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead.＂