英语二人搞笑对话

[银行搞笑相声二人银行相声]银行搞笑相声二人银行相声（感恩的心）杨兴华甲：今天我给大家说段相声，我…… 乙：我来自偶然。甲：是够偶然的。乙：像一颗尘土。甲：（上下打量乙）没看出哪部位有土啊？乙：有谁看出我...+阅读

A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I cant hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his headYoull be allowed to serve on the jury, the judge declared. We only listen to one side of the case at a time....

急需2人英语小品！快！一定要短

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, ＂I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please.＂＂Certainly, sir,＂ the shoemaker said.＂When will they be ready?＂ the man asked.＂I'm a bit busy, but they'll probably be ready for you on Thursday,＂ he said.＂That's fine,＂ the man said, and left the shop.The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hors he was on an airplane to his new job.Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.He remembered his shoes.＂They were a good pair of shoes,＂ he thought. ＂I wonderif the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.＂He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop, although he was an old man by now.＂Good morning,＂ he said to him. ＂Twenty years ago, Ibrought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?＂＂Name?＂ the old shoemaker asked.＂Smith,＂ the man said.＂I'll go and see. They may be out back.＂The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop and a few minutes later returned, carrying the pair of shoes.＂Here we are,＂ he said. ＂One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now but they'll probably be ready on Thursday.＂

英语两人对话笑话两则加翻译不用太长每人几句就好拜托了

Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said, “Make

Naples the capital of Italy.”

Her mother interrupted and said. “Julie, why do you want God to make

Naples the capital of Italy?”

And Julie replied, “Because that's what I put in my geography exam!”

朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的

首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都

呢？”

朱莉叶回答说：“因为我的地理考卷上是这么写的。”

急两人对话的英文笑话

好的 -------- 1.Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?” “I'm a policeman. “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.” 译文：（自己简单翻译）你知道我是干什么的吗？一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面，看着大火。 “在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的？” “我是警察。” “噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”...