英语笑话要简短又笑的

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英语笑话要简短又笑的

A teacher said to her class:

＂Who was the first man?＂

“George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly.

＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

＂Because, ＂ said the little boy, ＂he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.＂

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

＂Well,＂ said the teacher to him, ＂who do you think was the first man?＂

＂I don't know what his name was,＂ said the larger boy, ＂but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.＂

有个老师问班上的学生：

“谁是第一个男人？”

“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？”

“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”

简单的英语笑话带翻译急！

my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

简单英语笑话

hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, i made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. uh-oh, i said, realizing my mistake. i just make an illegal turn.

i guess it's all right, my daughter replied, the police car behind us did the same thing.

我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的（译注：在一些国家如英国，其交通规则是车辆左行的，与我国相反）。啊噢，意识到犯了错误，我说。我刚才拐弯是违章的。

我想那没关系的，女儿回答说：我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。

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英语小笑话简单一点的

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled,put the cheese into his mouth and then said:＂you must have better eyes than your mother,sonny.Where did you find the cheese?＂＂In the rat-trap,sir,＂replied the boy.