[英语笑话？？？？？]Math teacher: “Now remember, class, statistics don't lie, For example, if twelve men could build a house in one day, one man could build the same house in 12 d...+阅读

一女子下夜班，一男子尾随图谋不轨，女子慎怕，路过坟地，灵机一动，对坟墓说：爸爸，我回来了，开门啊。男子大惧，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要离开，忽然从坟墓中传来阴森森的声音：闺女，你又忘了带钥匙啊。女子惊骇，也哇哇奔逃。这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说：靠，耽误我工作，吓死你们！ 盗墓的话音刚落，发现旁边有个老头正拿著凿子刻墓碑，好奇，问之，老头愤怒地说，NND，他们把我的名字刻错了……盗墓的大惧，哇哇叫著奔逃。老头冷笑一声：“靠，敢和我抢生意，还嫩点儿……”正说着，一不小心凿子掉在地上，老头正要拾，一弯腰，发现凿子握在草丛里的一只手里，老头正在吃惊，突然一个声音说：“你找死呀！乱改我家的门牌号！”。老头屁滚尿流，滚下山坡！这时一拾荒者从草丛爬出，“他娘的，搞一块铁也得费这么大的神.

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