[一个快乐的人的衬衫英语短文改写]他，小小的个子，一双棕色的眼睛总是闪着快乐的光芒。他那张笑脸蕴藏着丰富的表情，小小的嘴巴总是让大家哈哈大笑，他就是我们班着名的“开心果”—邹杰。 为什么邹杰是“开心果”...+阅读
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, ＂What's the problem officer?＂ Officer: ＂You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.＂ Man: ＂No sir, I was going 65.＂ Wife: ＂Oh, Harry. You were going 80.＂ (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: ＂I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.＂ Man: ＂Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!＂ Wife: ＂Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.＂ (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: ＂I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt.＂ Man: ＂Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.＂ Wife: ＂Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt.＂ The man turns to his wife and yells, ＂SHUT YOUR MOUTH!＂ The Officer turns to the woman and asks, ＂Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?＂ The wife says, ＂No, only when he's drunk.＂
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