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[急需一个大一英语课堂搞笑话剧剧本 5人]英语话剧剧本《傻子春天》一个讲述傻子好心有好报的故事。(第一幕) 场景:森林 (道具:椅子、草丛、树、鸭) (道具:篮子、面包、胡萝卜、 玉米、斧头、笛子) ◎傻子坐在舞台上 ※下音乐...+阅读

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