[寻找英文小笑话]JOKE 3 At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing? The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marr...+阅读
一个男子由于常失眠,去找了心理医生求救。医生建议他和自己说话来催眠,
医生说:"你上床后,就对你的脚趾说"脚趾睡了吧!",然后说"脚睡觉吧!"
再到手臂、身体、脸、眼睛,这时你就会入睡。"
回去后,那晚他就照医生指示做,向脚趾说:"脚趾睡吧!",腿睡吧。。。。。。
一直说到眼睛,这时,他的太太穿着一件很性感的睡衣进来了!
他一下跳起来,大叫:"全体起床!全体起床!"
一男子的女友出车祸了,需要输血 男子将自己的血输给了他女友 结果后来不知因为什么原因他女友给他说分手 他要他女友还他血 结果他那女友把卫生巾甩他脸上
然后撂下这么一句让人蛋疼的话:以后会按月分期付款还的
老公: 现在几点 老婆: 十点 老公: 整吗? 老婆: 太早了吧,别人都没有睡觉呢! 老公: 我是问十点整吗 老婆: 十一点再整吧。 老公: 你妈的,我问你是不是1 0点整 老婆: 你妈的,1 1点在整,你一天不搞我 你不得劲是不 老公: 我只是在问,现在是1 0点钟整么 老婆: 整整整,现在就整 。。。
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